Wednesday, January 11, 2006

4th audio blog...quest for C*****s with guest star N...vol 1.

Hi all!


Today is a special day for me, so I very busy, but hey! I've got a surprise for you guys. This 4th audio is talking about 2 supremely clueless gals on the quest to buy something.

My best female fren, Miss N, is the special guest star. Hey Miss N, I absolutely think you are, like, the bravest person I've met. So mext time, we do something like that, perhaps you won't need me to be present at all? I shall utterly disappear from the whole episode, muahaha...



The blog is a bit long because it's a conversation. But still, I'd like to remember it this way. it'll go down in history. Hope you all enjoy this!



To jay, thanks for the wishes and sorry to keep you waiting, but the entry had to be edited...wah lau....fricking took a long time to edit this and yet still so long....haiz...that's what happens when frens get together.



For the rest of you guys, take care and have fun! :) yippee! :)
OUT!
Akk and Miss N!!!!

19 comments:

Winter said...

wah

steady

got guest star somemore.. ur laughter very typical also

hehe

Jaschocolate said...

Wah winter is more steady.. Best Stalker in Singapore sia..

Wu Ah Ah said...

To Miss N : AKK isnt as virginal as she sounds because she knows the condoms r packed individually just like 3-in-1 coffee mix. Much to ur surprise when she confessed to seeing them b4, but a pity u didnt probe her further. :P

To AKK : The thunder and the rain in the background provides a nice backdrop on ur topic. It reminds me of that "lei dian jiao jia de ye wan (in a lightning infested night) ........, the rest is up to ur imagination.

I've been morally enlightened by ur audio blog. :)

nadnut said...

i wonder WHY ur buying condoms... *cough*

Jay "I do! I do!" Way said...

The most painless way to buying condoms at the convenience store is to not care about what other people think.

The more you bor chup, the more the rest of the people bor chup.

What these folks enjoying is the hot-under-the-collar-squirming. That's it.

Take that away and it will be a normal purchase of some mundane thing.

Anyway. Congrats!

wally said...

am i missing something? i'd rather be caught buying a pack of 16s than a pack of 3.

Ang Ku Kueh said...

winter:

ayay! typical is what? hyena issit? hahaha....

jas:

issit? winter? stalker? nooo....

wu ah ah:

eh....enlightened in wat way ah? the kopi-3-in-1? i say millions of times liao lah...practical, I zero, but theory, I hero!!!

nadnut:

muahahaha....because *koff koff koff*...

jay:

Miss N wasn't squirming at all, believe me! she damn bo-chup, I'm the one down there squirming for her, hahaha....

wally:

ppl just starting only, 3 very good liao lah...slowly then progress to 16 ok? u go tell Miss N....

Zhe Bin said...

Hahaha. Erm, I would say that hor, first time for me was nerve-wrecking! Aiya but soon I convinced myself that, man, I should be happy I have a chance to use that lor. At least I'm going to 'have fun'; not like the Indian who started speaking in Tamil in your erm, quest. Hahaha. Yeah.

Jaschocolate said...

So the one she bought for you got flavour? *kpo mode*

barneysaurus said...

What is a condom :P?

Eh, I have absolutely no idea what your special day was about, but, hey, Happy Belated Special Day :D!

bravewimp said...

wow, you even prepare the "safety weapon" for A ... he's one lucky fella ...

But gotta give miss N credit ... *salutes*

miss N, ai giah steady mai? :P

Jayaxe said...

Wah why don't you apply to be a host at TCS? You got the 'voice' and 'energy' of one leh. Wait you famous, don't forget us hor! Haha.

Ang Ku Kueh said...

zhebin:

wah lau! i am so damn touched u are sharing this with me. for the lonest time, I tot that I was the only person who's so self-conscious about this. hopefully, next time I'll not bat an eyelid, hahahah...but i salute you and your wise words.:)

jas:

er...original flavor?

barney:

since there are no female purple dino, not knowing wat a condom is, is actually a supremely good thing!!!

bravewimp:

oh man! u sound like Fren Z! I shall ask Miss N for you, of cos. and I shall also jazz up the hokkien. I think she like that...hahaha...

jayaxe:

muahahah....oh good grief lah, this is play play only man. bu gan dang lah. with frens like Miss N, should confirm can make it one. ask me face a crowd, confirm los cause, I shall not be forgetting anyone soon, heheh..:)

stars_of_rain said...

Miss N is damn brave sia. I don't even dare to steal a peek at the condoms. Hahaha..

By the way, you sound a little like Carrie Chong from Perfect 10. Haha..

ivanny said...

haha... i was laughing like crazy.....

wah wen the condoms conversation started i got a shock man... my mum was behind me!... lol...

and yeah, agreed that guys shldn't ask gals to buy the condoms...

nadnut said...

woman. i wanna try ur bread!!!!

Bittersweet said...

Great audioo post you had there!

Especially the last part about the ribbed condom and regular one.. Wahaha!

Was playing with my hamster while listening to it and i think my hmaster got shocked a couple of times cause i keep laughing like a crazy woman. Kekex

daniellekris said...

my fren experimented at 7-eleven too! for fun la. think the cashiers there get a lot of entertainment. What she actually did was, she went up to the poor cashier (guy) and picked up the strawberry-flavoured one and asked him, 'doesnt it really taste like strawberry? what other flavours are popular?' Then the poor guy was alone and he was looking ard for his colleagues to help him. Fwahaha..

Ang Ku Kueh said...

stars:

Carrie Chong? U see me too up siah! If I had 10% her voice and 10% her looks, I float liao...

ivanny:

yup! never ever! Heed my words!!!

nadnut:

woman! ONZ!

bittersweet:

awwww....so touched :)...make sure u dun laugh and squeeze ur hamster hor, hehehehe...

danielle:

ur fren even braver than miss N siah.....