I just recovered from a party..... There was a game to change the lyrics of "let it snow" in 10min flat.... Towards the end, I discovered that everyone else's lyrics are of angels, well-wishes and lovely snow.
I almost managed to wrestle away my entry from the 'emcee', but he was brawny and has hams for fingers. Even then he had to physically pry my fingers away from that piece of paper while tickling me.
Since I have no face left, (never did have any), I've posted my entry here.
LET IT SNOW, LET IT SNOW, LET IT SNOW!!!
The weather outside is frightful
But the heater is not that helpful
Since we’ve got no place to go
Off the tops, and the pants, give a show!
The alcohol’s running freely
And the guests are acting funny
The lights are turned way down low
Off with it and show me your pole!
We were a bit rough with the cuffs
So the policemen came that night
Some idiot has swallowed the key
So now I’m chained to the tree!
Oh! Photoshop can’t make me look like Shu-Qi
So send back the Paparazzi
What’s left now's the bloody tree
And millions of porn pics of me!
....The alcohol made me do it....