Monday, December 19, 2005

Alcohol made me do it...

Hi all,

I just recovered from a party..... There was a game to change the lyrics of "let it snow" in 10min flat.... Towards the end, I discovered that everyone else's lyrics are of angels, well-wishes and lovely snow.

I almost managed to wrestle away my entry from the 'emcee', but he was brawny and has hams for fingers. Even then he had to physically pry my fingers away from that piece of paper while tickling me.

Since I have no face left, (never did have any), I've posted my entry here.

LET IT SNOW, LET IT SNOW, LET IT SNOW!!!


The weather outside is frightful
But the heater is not that helpful
Since we’ve got no place to go
Off the tops, and the pants, give a show!

The alcohol’s running freely
And the guests are acting funny
The lights are turned way down low
Off with it and show me your pole!

We were a bit rough with the cuffs
So the policemen came that night
Some idiot has swallowed the key
So now I’m chained to the tree!

Oh! Photoshop can’t make me look like Shu-Qi
So send back the Paparazzi
What’s left now's the bloody tree
And millions of porn pics of me!



....The alcohol made me do it....


Merry X'mas!!!

Out!
AKK

27 comments:

Lynne said...

Hahaha, it's funny. Hmm, it's good to be high sometimes!

Cae said...

A druken ang ku kueh... It might sell...Hehe... Merry Xmas!

stars_of_rain said...

I didnt know ang ku kuehs have alcohol in their content. But sounds like a good combi~ :D

wally said...

my my... you write well even when drunk...

sharon said...

very funny. happy holidays!

Jaschocolate said...

Wahaha.. ahems.. it's a good song.. do sing it in public soon.. or record it and post online.. :p

JayWalk said...

Well done.

I think we have discovered the perfect combinations liao.

Ang Ku Kueh with Chocolate and Alcohol inside!!

Ang Ku Kueh said...

lynne:

I'd like to be high, but only if everyone forgets what happens later, hahaha....

cae:

thanks! Merry X/mas!

stars:

ya hor....champagne akks....

wally:

thanks for the card! simple lah...in the name of fun siah...u try untill 3 shots of vodka lah...i bet it'll be even ruanchier than mine.

sharon:

happy hols to u too! weeee!!!

jaschoc:

>P sing again? no way! how about posting the pics, hahahaha!!!

Jay:

great idea siah...choc and alco AKK...wah...power...:)

Adrenaline said...

don't worry abt it. u can choose not to take any responsibility for your actions when u're high.

Just blame it on the alcohol. I do that =)

kelawar said...

we shd go karaoke. very soon. buahahhaha

JellyGirl said...

Hahaha I like your version better!

`cheR said...

hey! first time commentor here (: been a reader for quite while! heh. i love the lyrics, you should totally record it man! it could go on sheik haikel's christmas album or something. except he'd prolly RAP it. okay, go with taufik, he's much safer. you 2 could DUET! heh.

Ang Ku Kueh said...

Adrienne:

hehehe...u do? means u have written funny songs too? lai lai!!!

kelawar:

nooo....earwax buildup is a serious medical condition!

jelly girl:

hey! you're back! how goes the trip? oh ya, i also think my lyrics better than everyone else's...so boling!!

cher:

duet with Taufik? nooo....I will bring down his singing career! hahahaa.......

Li-er said...

Heez... you can sing and change lyrics... got potential leh... shldn't be a prob if you want to change your occupation.. =P

Zhe Bin said...

Gan bei!

Ang Ku Kueh said...

li-er:

er....im sure if you get drunk, u'll also be able to do this, hahahaaha......

zhebin:

*toast* :)

barneysaurus said...

Walau! You are tainting my pure and innocent mind again! Haha :D....

Cake said...

MERRY CHRISTMAS AKK!!!!!!!!!

=]

barneysaurus said...

Merry Christmas ah :D!!!!

Jay "10 Lords a-leaping" Walk said...

Merry Christmas AKK!

May the new year bring you joy, joy and more joy!!

Winter said...

meery berry xmas sweetie

hope u have more innovative ideas up ur sleeve

:)

ivanny said...

haha... merry xmas gal!

stars_of_rain said...

Merry Christmas!!!

canni said...

drunk and still holds some water in e talent department. made my day^^ great blog btw

-fellow Singaporean (yippee!!)

Ang Ku Kueh said...

to all:

merry merry x'mas to u all too!!!! yippeee-yi-yea!!!

Miss Jes said...

Awwwwwwwwwwwwww :)

Congrats!

Ang Ku Kueh said...

miss jes:

hehehe....for the proposal??!! thanks!! :)cute cat! I am getting one once I stay on my own! argh!!!:)