Wednesday, December 14, 2005

The Dark Chocolate Rendezvous: Senses meme No. 3-Taste

Hi all!

Have I got fodder for the senses meme on ‘taste’! Actually I almost almost! did not remember this incident, since it has been buried in the deepest darkest recesses of the mind. It’s with regards to my first bf (ex), the lawyer (now), the child (then) and first Crush (been-there-done-that).

It’s not something that I like to recall, esp since I’m attached again, but hey, that’s Life lah. All sour and sweet, happy and sad.


It’s the chocolates that reminded me. I was doing some light grocery shopping. My basket was filled with useless carbo-laden, trans-fat-saturated, artificially seasoned nachos; pork-floss rolls and bak-kwa by the kg and the sinful ‘Nuts about NUTS!’ choco-peanut-butter ice-cream which I regard with utmost respect as ‘the hoarse-whisperer’ ….*salute*


Yup….very light shopping, only 3 items.



Then I came upon the chocolate aisle and saw this:


The heaven called Dove Dark Chocolate



Dove’s bitter chocolate.




And the memories came flooding back.



It was the time when my ex-bf has had a broken leg and was locked at home day and night. It was my 2nd yr in Uni and I was visiting him in the midst of my exams, being nanny to his needs, although he had a maid and a part-timer Mum that cooks his meals. Oh yes, the self-martyrdom was on at ‘high’ during that time.


It was one of those nights where we were both alone in the living room watching ‘Being John Malkovich’ on VCD, when he hobbled to the fridge and got out this pack of Dove chocolates.


He gave me a square and I took it. That square of heaven started warming up and slowly melted along the sides of my mouth and tongue.


While I know it’s a myth that chocolates can make girls happy, I was in utter agreement. Suddenly, my whole body relaxed after a hard day’s studying. My brain calmed down from watching the flashing TV.

My heartbeat slowed. My eyes closed. I swallowed the liquid chocolate, leaving a soft gooey sliver in my mouth.

And then….I opened my eyes to him bending over me.




There was another square of heaven between his lips.




We *CENSORED*CENSORED*. It was absolutely *CENSORED*CENSORED*, the feel of his *CENSORED*CENSORED* made my *CENSORED* tingle in extreme *CENSORED*CENSORED*CENSORED*CENSORED*. The taste of his lips on my *CENSORED* as he *CENSORED*CENSORED* was so graftifyingly *CENSORED*CENSORED* that I immediately *CENSORED* in *CENSORED*. We took another chocolate square and *CENSORED*CENSORED*CENSORED*CENSORED!!!!*.

Sigh… I have never seen Dove chocolates the same way since…. it was, in fact, an absolute perfect moment in the sea of sad nostalgia.







Too bad about the PG rating though….


Muahahaha……..


Out!

AKK


An aside: Heaven does not come and stay, it just visits as a series of jolts between depression and/or mediocrity. May my Life always be as such, rather than an endless length of sterile peace and calm.
Oh yah...just to burst your bubble, we only kissed....heheheh...

23 comments:

Jay "Loves Chocolates" Walk said...

This entry is soooo *CENSORED* funny!!!

Adrenaline said...

wah lau... what a bummer wif all the censoring ....

Give some more juicy details mah. hahahah .... :P

Winter said...

how was the kiss???

hahahahaha

dun tell me ur answer is *censored*

:P

Lynne said...

I want to read the R-rated version, pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Zen|th said...

Aww.. come on. Uncensor the censored parts. Hahaha.

wally said...

Kiss only ma.. why must censor.. eyy.... spoil mood..

Jaschocolate said...

Haha.. very censored.. must use my good imagination... i should add some salt and vinegar..

Ang Ku Kueh said...

Jay:

really? u not angry after reading this? I tot it was absolutely irritating, hahahaha....

adrienne:

eh...haiyah///i got chuikueh to think of mah...it was also disgusting, hahaha...imagine choc all over the face? haiz....young pple...

winter:

*censored*censored*censored*.....

lynne and Zenith:

hahahaaha....i tell u lah..the imagination is better than the real thing! heheeheh...

Wally:

why don't U do it yourself siah? spoil mood ay? go create ur own mood with somebody lah...hehehe....

Chocolove:

nono...honey, peanut butter, feathers and leather...heheheeh.....

syee said...

lols.. why everything censored? go uncensor la.. and um, about the choco thing, it IS true that chocolates make people happy. it is said that it gives you a feeling that you have when you are doing that 'THING'. you know what i mean..?

Li-er said...

Haiz... memories are so sweet... and this is so funny too. Heez!

Tempest Blue said...

Whoa.... I think the imagination is even worse than the actual deed!

ivanny said...

haha... agree with tempest! i thought what sia... until the last sentence "just to burst your bubble, we only kissed"... haha...
nice one!

the censors had everyone itching for more!!!

barneysaurus said...

Walau, you damn heng you all wasn't eating durian lor! Muahahah :D!

stars_of_rain said...

Eeyer, so PG! Don't censor leh!! I want M18 ones!

Ang Ku Kueh said...

Syee:

wah lau! I actuallt do know what u meant?! aiyo aiyo!!! PG PG!!! hahahaha......

li-er:

i guess memories are how you see them, might as well treat everything as a joke! hahaha...but it's still sweet lah, the choc part, hahaha...

tempest:

ya lor, why u think i never wrote all the details...hahaha...i'm sure u guys can embellish it even much more than the real thing!

Ivanny:

oh yah...but the censors shall remain, hahaha....really it's better to let u all get creative.:)

barney:

wah lau! is that all u can think of? durians?!! aiyo!!! hehehe......

stars:

M18? my didi only 16, muahahahah....sadz..:)

Acey Deucey said...

Definitely your best post of recent times. *Grin*

Ang Ku Kueh said...

eh? i didn't realised i was being ranked by my entries...
don't like that lah...write as will mah....where got best post, better post, good post or bad post one? :)

Only got post or no post, hahahah... :)

Zhe Bin said...

Oh oh. Pfft hor, is another way of saying Herh.

E.g. Pfft, big f**k?

Like a short laugh like that lah. And the way you 'pronounce' it is.. you purse your lips together and say the letter P loudly.

Er.. I think I need speech therapy I cannot communicate with normal human beings! = (

Ang Ku Kueh said...

zhebin:

i dun think u need speech therapy...i tried it..purse lips and say P...wah lau...it works...I'll be using it as my new vocab. Pfft pfft pfft.....fun...

V_icks said...

you shldnt have put the last para... should have left it to our imaginations...

nadnut said...

wah! so *censored* interesting! *censored* *censored* *censored* *censored*! LOL

frenie said...

*censored* lah. So many *censored* *censored* leh. How to *censored* read?

muhahahah.

Ang Ku Kueh said...

chuikueh:
speak for urself! u think not writing anything in ur blog can make ppl imagine a lot meh?

nad:
I'm curious about the 4 censors u have down there...heheheeh...

frenie:
hehehe....like that read lor. hehehe... :)