Hi all!
A prelude to this christmas...
Met my brother a couple of days ago for dinner. Halfway thruough the char kway teow, i noticed he was staring at me very very intently...
AKK: *preening* what what? Chio Bu never see before issit? Must stare until eye drop out.
Bro: Eh, sorli hor, u chio, I strike toto hor. Ay ay, ask you ah...very personal question hor....don't scold me.
And a million different personal questions flitted through my mind....hmm... sex? (always top the list) hubby? gf-bf problems? and so on.
AKK: oh why leh? got something so important must ask permission to say one ah?
Bro: *still staring at AKK* Yah, this question confirm.
AKK: *pause to think* OK lah, now I must know the question liao... Say say...
Bro: Is it just me or are your cheeks sagging?
AKK: ...........
Bro: What what?!!! You say can ask one what!!
Bro: *frying under AKK's glare* OKOK, actually I don't think so lah...not sagging lah...
AKK's heartbeat and blood pressure start to slow down....
Bro: *take cue from AKK* Ya, your cheeks not saggy...... they are probably just fat...
A prelude to this christmas...
Met my brother a couple of days ago for dinner. Halfway thruough the char kway teow, i noticed he was staring at me very very intently...
AKK: *preening* what what? Chio Bu never see before issit? Must stare until eye drop out.
Bro: Eh, sorli hor, u chio, I strike toto hor. Ay ay, ask you ah...very personal question hor....don't scold me.
And a million different personal questions flitted through my mind....hmm... sex? (always top the list) hubby? gf-bf problems? and so on.
AKK: oh why leh? got something so important must ask permission to say one ah?
Bro: *still staring at AKK* Yah, this question confirm.
AKK: *pause to think* OK lah, now I must know the question liao... Say say...
Bro: Is it just me or are your cheeks sagging?
AKK: ...........
Bro: What what?!!! You say can ask one what!!
Bro: *frying under AKK's glare* OKOK, actually I don't think so lah...not sagging lah...
AKK's heartbeat and blood pressure start to slow down....
Bro: *take cue from AKK* Ya, your cheeks not saggy...... they are probably just fat...
Out!
AKK
11 comments:
I wanna pinch them!!!
Haha! Aiya blissful people tend to be happier and happier tend to be, you know.. Aiya I mean you got see people starving and happy one or not. No right?
hahaha. that is a universal trait all brothers have. don't take it too seriously. ~milktea
So, which is worse, saggy or fat cheeks?
-- Old Beng
which is worse saggy cheeks or saggy 'cheeks'?? hehehe
Which is worse, fat cheeks or saggy 'cheeks'? Hur hur hur...
But seriously, you're but 25-26, how to have saggy cheeks?
lol... hope your bro is good at running, coz he's gonna be busy doing lots of that with you chasing him. :D
Chwee Kuey???
Oops!~ lol... it's ok to be chubby once in a while. but i dun think he meant it lah... lol
i guess he must be hiding somewhere now. lol
Merry Xmas!!!
AKK - Merry Christmas!! Hope you had a blessed time with your family.
BTW, your cheeks not sagging. (do I get a gift for saying it?)
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