Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Cheeky lil' Bro....

Hi all!


A prelude to this christmas...


Met my brother a couple of days ago for dinner. Halfway thruough the char kway teow, i noticed he was staring at me very very intently...


AKK: *preening* what what? Chio Bu never see before issit? Must stare until eye drop out.

Bro: Eh, sorli hor, u chio, I strike toto hor. Ay ay, ask you ah...very personal question hor....don't scold me.


And a million different personal questions flitted through my mind....hmm... sex? (always top the list) hubby? gf-bf problems? and so on.

AKK: oh why leh? got something so important must ask permission to say one ah?

Bro: *still staring at AKK* Yah, this question confirm.

AKK: *pause to think* OK lah, now I must know the question liao... Say say...





Bro: Is it just me or are your cheeks sagging?



AKK: ...........


Bro: What what?!!! You say can ask one what!!




Bro: *frying under AKK's glare* OKOK, actually I don't think so lah...not sagging lah...



AKK's heartbeat and blood pressure start to slow down....




Bro: *take cue from AKK* Ya, your cheeks not saggy...... they are probably just fat...





Out!


AKK

11 comments:

JayWalk said...

I wanna pinch them!!!

zhe bin said...

Haha! Aiya blissful people tend to be happier and happier tend to be, you know.. Aiya I mean you got see people starving and happy one or not. No right?

Anonymous said...

hahaha. that is a universal trait all brothers have. don't take it too seriously. ~milktea

Anonymous said...

So, which is worse, saggy or fat cheeks?
-- Old Beng

Jeff said...

which is worse saggy cheeks or saggy 'cheeks'?? hehehe

Acey Deucey said...

Which is worse, fat cheeks or saggy 'cheeks'? Hur hur hur...

But seriously, you're but 25-26, how to have saggy cheeks?

Ensui said...

lol... hope your bro is good at running, coz he's gonna be busy doing lots of that with you chasing him. :D

ah fatt's fan said...

Chwee Kuey???

ivanny said...

Oops!~ lol... it's ok to be chubby once in a while. but i dun think he meant it lah... lol

i guess he must be hiding somewhere now. lol

Jaschocolate said...

Merry Xmas!!!

Meepok said...

AKK - Merry Christmas!! Hope you had a blessed time with your family.

BTW, your cheeks not sagging. (do I get a gift for saying it?)