Wednesday, August 17, 2005

Mission impossible - The view to a Kill...

hi all!!!

Recently, A and I went out again..... of cos, no need to say, we held hands this time. I feel like a 15 yr old on her first date, can? The feeling is fabulous and as long as u dun look at my face, u’d probably think I’m that age, the way I was behaving.

It was quite disgusting, but I cannot help. Every single little thing about him makes me happy. See him smile make me happy. See his hand clasp mine, happy.....see him wear polo-tee again, happy.......See him eat McDonald’s Big and Tasty.....happier........






Huge mouthfuls with slow chewing, utterly enjoying every bite.....







If he makes love the way he eats, I kena strike lottery........Oooooo......






I admit that there were other things to be happy abt. As I said the last time, A is my PE teacher crush from Uni, since he’s a swimmer hailing from AC. And we do know their supposed reputations, don’t we? *wink*


Actually, it’s all a local urban myth lah. The one that says that AC swimmers got damn bloody lovable bodies (this is not an R(A) site, or I would have said something cruder).


Muahahaha…then it’s pretty obvious what we are gonna talk abt, rite?

Today’s topic is abt ---------Mission-impossible-------the assignation to peek on A’s ‘supposed’ washboard abs.



Does he or does he not have any?




*dum- dum- DUMMMM......*



All the while we went out, talked, behave like frens, fingers brushing each other or hands clasping, he’s probably thinking:
AKK is so peaceful and serene, even shy, what a decent girlfren I’ve got.


He'll never know that the real AKK's mind is as dirty as a toxic waste dump. It has to be the many years of living in repression and sex-deprivation (26 bloody years of it!).


And come on lah, let's be frank, who ever likes a prudish blogger, ya? Why, I'm not prudish, hell no! in fact, while he’s sitting there so calmly munching off on his Big and Tasty, I was eyeing him like he’s my up-sized Beef Whopper.........


Hot Damn! There was a million different ways that sweet kiss could have spewed into something sleazier, dirtier and much more exciting-er......


And best of all, this glorious Swimmer is ALL MINE!!!! MINE!!!!


Woohooo!!!!!!


So since sooner or later, he shall be bodily mine (I believe in not wasting time), I’m kinda dying to find out if he still and does have this startling deep abs from the last time I saw him at the pool.


Not that it seriously matters lah, but it’d be nice to know, rite? So I can prepare myself, rite? And not faint from excitement and miss the whole experience, RITE? Yea! I know you guys would understand!




He had his throat bared in the hot weather.........


Gosh.....if only polo tees had more buttons......... So I was nibbling on a French fry when my eyes just started wondering down his chest......


I was trying to ‘power up!’ my X-ray vision when I suddenly heard him say,



‘What are you doing?’




Obviously he found my squinting eyes and fierce concentration on his stomach slightly disconcerting. Either that or he knows exactly what I was thinking of, because he followed that question up with a lazy smile.....


I hastily powered-down and gave him a slightly cock-eyed smile back..........mission failed first round.......


Throughout the rest of the date, which involved shopping in Orchard and a movie, I was constantly trying to brainstorm ways to find out the existence of that elusive flatbed of flesh. We were holding hands, so I tried bumping myself against him a couple of times, trying to get the flat of my clasped hand to accidentally brush his abs, before turning around to scold a bewildered shopper for pushing too close....


I was failing miserably, although I think the bumps were having a wondrous effect on him. He became more concerned with my heels, asking me to be careful when climbing stairs and in 1 case, pointing out a 10cm open drain and informing me that it’s 1 m ahead of me.........


But in all these cases, his hand would snake around the small of my back to guide me along, so I guess it’s a bonus of sorts .......



The end of the day ended with a nice dinner at Raffles Hotel. By then, I was totally discouraged. Nothing sort of announcing it outright my intentions could get my hands that piece of (still supposed) treasure.



He must have noticed my downcast eyes glumly looking at the cars whizzing by as we walked back, for he started asking, ‘Hey Dear (yayy!), why so glum? was dinner terrible?’


‘Oh no no! Dinner’s Great!’ I perked myself and smiled winsomely, after all it wasn’t his fault I’m such a dunce. ‘And you? how's dinner? OK?’


‘The best!’ he sparkled, warming to his favorite topic, ‘I've never been so full!’



Then without further ado, he did it:


In front of my eyes, he matter-of-factly put his hand on his tummy and began to rub it in cirlces..........



He was using the hand that was holding mine.........



The back of my hand felt like it was rolling pass .......3 .........humungous ............speedbumps.......



Going up.........bonk bonk bonk! Coming down........bonk bonk bonk!



I was in thrilling euphoria just imagining the million hundred images how his speedbumps (new name for his abs!) looked like.......I felt faint all over.....







Then I saw his face......he had that lazy smile again........


Seeing me blush at the excitment his tummy alone had caused, he burst out laughing while he continued rubbing the back of my hand against those speedbumps, trying to set it on fire ......


I also started laughing through the blaze of deep-red blushing before we ended up giving each other a big hug.....I was beyond redemption and beyond embarassment....



‘Arrghh!! How did you know?!’




‘Since you start bumping me even when there were no crowds and you were scolding thin air......’




‘Damn! So embarrassing.’




‘Don’t worry, next time I’ll try bumping back to see if you were wearing a maximiser.’




‘Hahahahahah...I'm...’




Don’t tell me yet! I’ll find out myself….Next time, just ask, OK? I try my best to accommodate, hahahaha........’



‘OK.....erm……can I put my hand under your shirt?’



‘Be my guest.........’





And that, frens, is how I found out, with my own hand, for the first time, how a 6 pack felt like, a case of Mission Impossible becoming Possible. Anything is Possible, even to somebody like me........



Out!



AKK





Heheheh.....anyone caring to expound views on the AC urban myth is free to do so. I'm always open to opinions about other schools, espcially if they come attached with pictures of hotbods to prove a point. pls send team photos (must be in swimming trunks) to akkueh@gmail.com. I'll post them up.



40 comments:

eileen said...
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eileen said...

OMG OMG! U R SO BLOODY LUCKY!! i wish i had an ex-swimmer bf in uniform and 6 packs too! i've got strong strong magnetic attraction towards guys with the bod,the height,the tan, and their uniform! PLUS!If a guy knows how to play a piano or violin professionally, thats bonus on top of bonus~!!! omg. *gushes out excitedly* and if ur bf knows how to play a musical instrument,i suggest u start clutching his hand really tight when u guys go out. ya know,us girls are always on the look-out... ;) all of a sudden,i wish there was some sort of potion i could drink and add on years to my lifespan,so tt i'll become 21 and Im free of RV and the wretched guys there and I'll be able to find my own hot dudes!

stars_of_rain said...

Oh my goodness.. I'm feeling faint all over from excitment!!

You are so damn freaking LUCKY!!!!!!! A sweet + totally HOT + speedbumpy abs + AC swimmer bf.. I also want!! Tell me where to find!!

By the way, Mark Chay was formerly an AC swimmer. Hot bod. But he looks a little like Pinky and the Brain. Hehe.

lancerlord said...

You got try the "I saw a cockcroach go into your T-shirt. Quick take off your T-shirt!" stunt? :)

The Angry Little Girl said...

haha, woman u are sooooo lucky! I love the part where u goes, Up bonk bonk bonk, down bonk bonk bonk! damn "graphic"!

Jaschocolate said...

Haahaa.. think you need a mop to wipe all the drooling you caused.. plus your own drooling too..

wally said...

*clears throat*

you know the story of the 6 sticks? Well, if you dont, read on...
***
Once upon a time, there were six bamboo sticks - the kind that you use to skewer satay. They are pretty hardy and strong, and they've never ever broke will someone was using them to skewer satay. So they thought they were invincible, and then they became competitive and individualistic. They never ever depended on one another.

But one day, a scientist wanted to do an experiment to find out which stick was the strongest.

"Me! Me!" all the six chorused.

So the scientist tested each of them, one by one. It turns out that the strongest stick could only withstand 2.34kg of force before it breaks.

The sticks were very sad. "Only 2.34??". Then they thought of an idea, what if they bundled together and worked as a team?

So the scientist tested them again, and this time they could withstand more than 10kg of force.

***

The moral of the story is "united we stand, divided we fall".

same thing with abs. they should stay united. =)

daniellekris said...

had ac friends too. got to agree most of the sportsmen from tt school are hot! but hey! rj guys rock too ;)
but i personally have a bad impression of ac guys, personality-wise. But then agn there are always exceptions, and your 'dear' is one of them no doubt :)

snowystars said...

u are so cute! :) no need to be so troublesome next time ... just dirtied his shirt & tell him to take it off for u to wash ;)

Ang Ku Kueh said...

eileen:

hehehe...bloody lucky is correct. I'll try to remember this always... and hor, my bro is one of the wretched guys leh, ahahhaa...i go tell him...

Stars:

Mark Chay? Pinky or Brain?!!

Lancerlord:

Cos not, he knows I'm terrified of cockroaches! I would have ran away from him than to stand so close and be helpful! heheheh...


angry girl:

I try to be as graphic as possible...but my lil' bro may be reading this, hehehehe.......


choccolove:

as u say, just drink more water....heheheeh...


wally:

united better?? muahahaha.....wan a poll? heheh...but it doesn't matter all that much, just very funny...


Danielle:

hahaha.....AC good-looking, but i never said anything abt their personalities, which is generally not well tot off, but hey, that's another urban myth altogether!


Snowystar:

hahahah....he'd be suspicious becos he does his own laundry!

lakeside girl said...

I was from acjc. Regarding ac guys. Erm...i'm with one myself, so what else can i say, except that we have bloody good taste in men?! Haha. Seriously most of them are indeed very charming but as with all guys, surrender your heart to them, at your own risk. ;)

Joline said...

I'm so sooorryy AKK, when you were talking about the "bonk bonk bonk" bit, i had in mind actually... er, three horizontal love handles. *sheepish*

But YEAH!!! You've got in your possession one hot bod! :-)
Hmm... was from acjc too, and saw a good bunch of ahem, washboard abs. Can't show you pictures, camera phones were too expensive then and i er... inhabited the library more than the poolside.

vandice said...

You have talent lah ger. Abs oso can write an essay length account ah?

lancerlord said...

Like dat have to add this:
"Quick take off your T-shirt and use it to piak the cockcroach" :)

LC said...

This is one hilarious entry.
A got another friends like him to introduce?
Hahaha..
Anyway, good things come to those who wait.
Your 26 years of “living in repression and sex-deprivation ” has finally paid off.
Big Time!!

Hisreason said...

OMG OMG OMG!!!! You are corrupting my pure and innocent mind with ths entry! Muahahah :D!

Bittersweet said...

Oooh my god.. He has kind of discovered your hungry appetite for men!!!

Muahah! Great entry!

Jaywalk said...

Good to know that A is continuing our "proud tradition". Heh heh..

I think dirtying his shirt is a good tactic and while you are at it, spill some gravy onto his pants as well.

Kelly Chan said...

Ask him to go swimming to have a "preview"!!!

nadnut said...

oooh. he sounds soooo yummy!

Ang Ku Kueh said...

green apple:

heheh...thanks for the warning! No risk, no gain tho!

joline:

haiyah! u from AC and u stayed in the library? ahhhh! whyy!!!!??? hehehe.......

vandice:

long account only if got story to tell mah..., not becos of talent...u give me current affairs, i couldn't write more than 1 sentence. But my own life? pages and pages also not enuff...

lancerlord:

wah lau...then might as well say, 'dun MOVE! i take off for u!' heheheh.....

Ic:

the hilarity comes from me hor?...i also know...haiyah...i'm quite a joke, thank goodness someone appreciates me....


hisreason:

muahahah...corrupting u?!! u with your eyes for Sweet Young Things in MRTs?

innocent? pure?! hahahaah.....


bittersweet:

ya lor...the truth is out...ahem...at least he doesn't mind, hahaha...

jaywalk:

heheheh...dirty his favorite polo tee? don't dare! spill on his pants? hmmm.....


Kelly:

wah lau! that's a great idea! I should have thought of it sooner, rather than resort to these tactics! haiyah!!!

nad:

heheheh....maybe I'm being biased here. :)

Li-er said...

WAHHHH!!! I ALSO WANT ONE!!!
*Ahem*
Do you think you can intro one of his buddies to me? And make sure you vet through thoroughly ok? Hahaa..

You are so lucky! *wink*

Winter said...

fabulous..

i love to read abt first dates... nice, warmy, nervous & also sweeeet with a touch of humor..

nice.. i like :)

averilchan said...

The BEST READ of the year without a doubt...Let me be your biggest fan from this day forth AKK!

Wanna put your hand under my shirt too? -winks-

nadnut said...

*cough* any friends of his similiar to him? *cough*

JellyGirl said...

Hahahaa! Of course you have to check out his goods! (and I mean that in a totally non-dirty way) And you are very lucky to be able to find a bf with washboard abs. I also want. Where to find har?

Ang Ku Kueh said...

li-er, nad and jellygirl:

er...his frens...ahem...i dunno abt his AC mates, but his MIU frens all kena taken up liao...either married or attached...shall I ask his buddies' buddies? hehehe...might be worth a try...:)

Vanna:

hahah...ya lor, perhaps after 1 month, everything become stale liao...if got funny stuff, I try my best to blog it down!

Averil:

Aiyo, bu gan dang! wait a min... *gasp!* u mean u got 6 PACK TOO??!!

stoned.nerd said...

ooooh..

naughty naughty.

so when's the sex, erm i mean love-making? write about it as well haha...

more more more!!!

Zhe Bin said...

HAHAHA! i was reading halfway and i already shared the same view as A lah. JUST ASK LOR! i mean, he's yours right (bodily or whateverdily!)

and over at BM's birthday party she'd wanted me to take off my shirt lah! but it was out of pure fun and i didn't oblige lah. haha! SHY!!

Ang Ku Kueh said...

stoned.nerd:

hahahah......erotica hah! I try to write if the chance comes up, but it'll end up being a joke, then it won't be erotic liao....

zhebin:

I shy lah! How to ask?! BM ask u to strip for her birthday, u also never mah, why? shy! hehehehe....

Cake said...

HAO XIN FU AHHHH!!

mauahahha. never touch speedbumps before.

only touched a very very DA BAO before.

frenie said...

hahaha. U mus have been so damn obvious. Ask him to show u the 6 pacs lor. Wah, u got a good catch.

Ang Ku Kueh said...

cuckoo cake:

hur hur, at least got feel before leh...dun bother 1 continent or 6 countries liao...

frenie:

i saw already, muahahahah....i think my imagination better, but who cares?! :)

Zen|th said...

Hmm.. Seeing how women get so turned on by abs, I think I must go and train mine already. Hahahahaha.

-giacinta said...

WAH a boyfriend with abs is a total bonus. hehehe.

Ang Ku Kueh said...

zenith:

haiya...girls get turned on by abs the way guys get turned on by boobs mah....at least for one of them, can train out one.....

Gia:

yes lah, at the crux, it's just bonus, not be-all, end-all. :)

averilchan said...

Eh..Pictures of YOUR Hunk la AKK...
Guess that's what your reader REALLY want...-nudge nudge-

desperate addict said...

Argh!! You make me so jealousssss!!!

Ang Ku Kueh said...

Averil:

er.....hehehehe....no-pic policy hold, i guess, hehehe....MINE! heheehe......

desperate addict:

wah lau! relac relac! ahem....just loo around the corner lah, there's some one some where some how...u know? i kinda stumble into this literally...

soonkueh said...

great blog....seriously....i find it really funny to read and yet feel so close to our daily lives....

duh....think im kinda bored?! hahahah....keep it up....