Tuesday, May 31, 2005

Cheeks In! Chest Out! Huff Huff Huff!

hi all!

I'm going into confessions today! I realised that since I'm now writing my dissertation, I'm 24-7 in front of my laptop (who's a pretty baby, who is it? You are, babe, you are! *smooch smooch sounds to the keyboard*) and of cos, 24-7 online.

That means I'm not going back to school already, so I'm now at home, typing away, feeling my fats in my breasts moving down to my ass and getting stuck there so it can mould itself completely into my cushion seat.

Yup, I meant what I said... My favourite body part, er...parts, seem to be disappearing. I went to bathe and I look into the mirror and I started staring, turning this way and that, then jumping up and down, then a small pirouette...it's, they're...shrinking! I cup them, massage them and did all sorts of stoopid things tat I know other girls do in the privacy of their room, and I swear...

.....Suddenly got more space than usual.....

..........!!! My chest! *collaspe on floor*

Then worse, after I dressed up, my pants felt...tighter...so I did the 'back pose' test. That's when you go stand in front of a mirror with your back facing it, then use another mirror which you held in your hands to show you exactly how your back view looks like.......

my butt looked like it could balance an entire tea set...(and I am NOT posting a pic of it!)

Oh God...this is bad, I told myself, I've got to fricking start my exercise frenzy again! I hate exercising! It's painful and I don't care what ppl say about exercising making you high, because I sure never felt orgasmic when I do it!

I was making all sorts of plans in my head....maybe go for a jog in the late evening? Nah, get stitch from dinner. How about morning? How about you try whipping that fat ass off the bed at 10AM huh? Ok, not a good idea...maybe night time? Yah sure, you might get lucky and get raped, you never know...

As much as I want to say that my inner self (u know, the mythical thin girl in every fat gal? Yea, it's true) is a nice person, she is not. She's like the nastiest piece of work you'll ever meet. Every soliloquy ends with me slapping myself and having a headache.

Finally I resolved to go running today around about 6ish without dinner, not too hot in the day and bright enough to see where I'm running. Barring the possibility of rain, sleet and snow, I'm about to start a new phase of 'trim your fat ass campaign'. Since it's the rage now in Bangkok to exercise your bust line, maybe I should ask around about all these breast massages.

In the meantime, I shall clench my butt cheeks and take deeper breaths when trying to impress....

That said, as I shall need plenty of energy for my evening run, I shall go knock off for an hour or 2. Afterall, a rice-filled lunch always makes me sleepy...

Hmmm....after I beat up my bro over taking sneaky pictures of sleeping maidens quite some time ago, I thought this pic was quite good, considering it came from a handphone, so im putting it in here anyway, contrary to what I was screaming to him before... thankee, lil' bro. Don't ever do it AGAIN! Or may spirits haunts your every steps and have u languish in the thousand fires of hell!!




Pic removed...sorry....


A back dated pic of Specimen A: exhibiting beauty sleep in progress.....Courtesy of a little brother with nothing to do during his free time.....he is now nursing a black eye.... Posted by Hello




Dozing off!
AKK

16 comments:

yoyo said...

How abt posting a much clearer pix of yourself? hur hur hur.. this one looks too blur.

Blah! said...

But at least you look like a pretty sleeping beauty. Gosh, I feel like carressing someone to sleep when I look at that LOL! Rock-a-bye-baybee...

Jayaxe said...

I always try to run every two or three days, even after work. I hate getting fat, man...

By the way, that's you huh! Finally, I can put a face to your words liao. Heh.

Anonymous said...

nabei take ur pic only den hit me until likedat... pain...

Anonymous said...

i see you've been inspired. 24/7 eh?! now you know what i mean...fat butt and all :P

Tempest Blue said...

Heya, I'm honoured that you'd link me, so I'm gonna reciprocate the favour. Good luck with your dissertation (GO! Get out while you still can!! Save yourself!!)

If you think that something's wrong because I have so much free time, well you're RIGHT! But I don't want to bore you with my sob stories on grad life. You probably can guess the reasons.

Anyway, exercise is more fun if you take up a social sport rather than a solitary one. As for it being orgasmic.. well, My Aikido session today made me so high I was literally seeing stars. Does that count? ;-p

you look like a baby all swaddled up in blankets. So cuuute!! haha

Zen|th said...

Nah. Maybe you're just imagining it. Next your butt might be the one that's shrinking. Haha.

Ang Ku Kueh said...

to yoyo,

Aiyah, I say already, the pic from Hphone with my bro hanging over me very delicately trying to get the right angle and be mousey quiet at the same time. Somemore it's MY HP. It made a clicking sound and I woke up to catch him in the act.

so u wan clearer? ah...if u hang around more, maybe will see. Hur hur hur...

Yan:

sleeping beauty? GReat! I know leh, like your future baby or little cousin/nephew hor....Ya...I remember when my Lil'bro looking so much more angelic than he is right now....:)

Jayaxe:

Yuppers! That's me. But only 1/3 face leh, how to....Orrhhh.... ur mind pic of me must be eternally sleeping....OTOH, u leh? say me when urur pic go missing! thankfully i saw ur old profile before....

Anon (bro):

Yes yes...very sorry and thank u. But pls can spell properly or not?! Can use Singlish and swear words, but hold the mispelling, man. It took me a while to see what u write.

Anon (U):

Why do i know it's U, U? I must be psychic...Figure of speech leh, u think I really like u ah, pounding away endlessly? nah, not so hardworking.:) ehehehe...how's everything?

Tempest Blue:

haha...hard to find a biologist blogger who freely admits it, eeheehe....thanks for the link. social sport...too lazy to leave the house, actually, to go to a place meant just for sports....being hit on the head is NOT orgasmic leh....ehehee:)


Zenith:

You truly think so??!!! maybe next time I should post a pic of my rear view for judgement! :)

Li-er said...

wah....you are quite a fierce but pretty chick!!! Hahaa...

Ang Ku Kueh said...

oh Lier-

haiyah, so nice lah you! pretty i am not leh... that's the best third of my face, ehehehe but u'r rite about the fierce part...:)

Jayaxe said...

By the way, you remind me of Ivy Lee (a TCS actress). And I did post my full facial pics before. Treasure hunt time :)

miss_kindakinky said...

Aww..pity your little bro. All he wanted was to share beauty with the rest of the world.

And yes, I'm crazy crazy crazy for CSI!

Li-er said...

Don't tell me you are Zhong Wu Yan? The other part of the face got "pattern" one? Heheee...=P

Ang Ku Kueh said...

Jayaxe:

definitely I don't look like Ivy lee, my friend would have told me. I have titchy small eyes! also, I no need to treasure hunt ur pic lah. I remember how u look like! keke...so handsome, how not to remember?

Miss_kindakinky:

you are like li-er lah, so sweet lah. Haiyah, Now i feel very bad for my lil bro, obviously u guys thought he did a seriously good job...I;m really uglier than you think..ehehehe..thankee tho. OTOH, you look pretty in your 'stone-etch' thumbnail! too small tho. :)

Li-er:

*gasp* How did u know??!!!

wally said...

ehh??? that picture is u? wah seh your brother is an excellent photographer! :D

I just started a blog so I that I can post my comments with a "Blogger" identity. Don't bother looking at my blog tho, cus there's NOTHING in it.

as for your assets.. i didn't know they could shrink? could it be your pectorals? maybe doing some pushups will help?

i'm talking too much. anyway, i hope i can keep up this comments thingy...

Ang Ku Kueh said...

heheheeh.......I'm sorry! I made you feel guilty!
pecs? gals got pecs meh? ehehe...okok probably right. then ok lor, exercise lor!
:)

thx for dropping by leh. too busy never mind lah...serious!