On the other hand, I never said I was a Decent Woman. Yan was recounting about this lady who was reading this underwear catalog in a public bus. Except that it was a MEN's underwear catalog. My interest was so piqued that, thanks to Lancerlord's link, I was actually directed to the website!
Ok, now pls be very prepared now for some ahem...racy pictures! I've looked, squinted and stared through the catalog and have some points of discussion to make about some of these por...male models.
Let's start with something more mild:
This is the PBB, so called the Padded Butt Brief, as written in the website, it is Silhouette enhancing. The Slightly padded backside gives you a rounder, fuller appearance.
ahaaha.....Oh gosh, when I first saw this, I cracked up like a peanut under pressure. What you mean by rounder and fuller? I didn't know that men treat their buns as Southern Breasts! i didn't know that they wanted Big Round ones like we girls do! I was so blind and stupid! I haven't got a clue! Now like some chigopek men who stare at women, I shall be going round staring at men's butts, trying to see if it's real or maximised....
Wait ah, got more! You know that some women's lingerie come in bright colours? Comon, Triumph had their gold and bright red dragon version during CNY, remember? Ok, guess what? So does Undergear!
I've heard of clothes that grab your attention. Hell, I mean, there are like bras that come with sheer lace, or else have cups that nevertheless, without rhyme or reason, nothing covering the most coverted 'spots' that men would like to see. But this guy is not just begging you to see him in briefs, he's asking that your eyes just Fixate on his Royal Jewels shrouded in Pink.
b) want the species of Man to die in shame
c) want your sex partner to think you are having your period
d)want to break up with your girlfriend under the excuse that you are gay, which you should seriously consider if you think it looks good...
then don't! I swear! Pls! for the sake of mankind! A girl can't possibly sleep with you properly if she got stitch....she'll probably be so traumatised by the sight that it'll always superimpose itself on her other 'friends'. She'll start laughing under reflex everytime a man drops his pants. You will be the criminal that made her swear off men forever.
Really lah! This man looked like he just soiled himself...and he seems really sick....
I don't think that anyone can blame me for saving the last 2 pictures as a finale. When I was younger (ages ago), we girls had to learn Home Economics while the boys do Technical. One topic under HE was to learn about stripes on clothings. we girls learnt that vertical lines can make a short, plump girl look taller and thinner while horitzontal lines can a lanky, skinny gal more plump....yup, my smart readers, i think you guessed what's gonna come up!
Ahahahhaahaahahhha........... What happens if a guy is a 'minus' on both length and breath? What to do?!!! Polka dots?!! Ahahaahhhhahahaha!!!!!!!!
Woohoo! Oh dear *wipe tears*. You know what? i feel bad about this. I know that most guys are looking at these thing-jimmies for the first time, much like me. you are probably, like, blushing and eyes slanting this way and that....haiya...i can't help the birth of this entry. Seriously, it's such a revelation, thanks for the inspiration, Yan. you really made my day, i haven't laugh this much since I saw Zoolander ....maybe i should buy these as wedding gifts for some of my Guy friends....
Gotta sleep or die trying, shoulders shaking or not,