Thursday, May 05, 2005

This is an R(A) entry, you have been warned!

Hello all!



it's only been a week, but I really had to get something off my chest before I absolutely Expire from the revelation!!! Just 5 min ago, I've been reading up Yan's Blog on 'Being Hot makes you Horny'. Before you guys go tearing up there to read his blog, it's not 'adult' content, Yan being a decent man........

On the other hand, I never said I was a Decent Woman. Yan was recounting about this lady who was reading this underwear catalog in a public bus. Except that it was a MEN's underwear catalog. My interest was so piqued that, thanks to Lancerlord's link, I was actually directed to the website!

Ok, now pls be very prepared now for some ahem...racy pictures! I've looked, squinted and stared through the catalog and have some points of discussion to make about some of these por...male models.









Let's start with something more mild:




This is the PBB, so called the Padded Butt Brief, as written in the website, it is Silhouette enhancing. The Slightly padded backside gives you a rounder, fuller appearance.

ahaaha.....Oh gosh, when I first saw this, I cracked up like a peanut under pressure. What you mean by rounder and fuller? I didn't know that men treat their buns as Southern Breasts! i didn't know that they wanted Big Round ones like we girls do! I was so blind and stupid! I haven't got a clue! Now like some chigopek men who stare at women, I shall be going round staring at men's butts, trying to see if it's real or maximised....


Wait ah, got more! You know that some women's lingerie come in bright colours? Comon, Triumph had their gold and bright red dragon version during CNY, remember? Ok, guess what? So does Undergear!
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I've heard of clothes that grab your attention. Hell, I mean, there are like bras that come with sheer lace, or else have cups that nevertheless, without rhyme or reason, nothing covering the most coverted 'spots' that men would like to see. But this guy is not just begging you to see him in briefs, he's asking that your eyes just Fixate on his Royal Jewels shrouded in Pink.
A note to Men, I'm very sorry, but being a gal, I really need to give some advice...unless you
a) want your one-night-stand to die laughing
b) want the species of Man to die in shame
c) want your sex partner to think you are having your period
d)want to break up with your girlfriend under the excuse that you are gay, which you should seriously consider if you think it looks good...


then don't! I swear! Pls! for the sake of mankind! A girl can't possibly sleep with you properly if she got stitch....she'll probably be so traumatised by the sight that it'll always superimpose itself on her other 'friends'. She'll start laughing under reflex everytime a man drops his pants. You will be the criminal that made her swear off men forever.
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Really lah! This man looked like he just soiled himself...and he seems really sick....





I don't think that anyone can blame me for saving the last 2 pictures as a finale. When I was younger (ages ago), we girls had to learn Home Economics while the boys do Technical. One topic under HE was to learn about stripes on clothings. we girls learnt that vertical lines can make a short, plump girl look taller and thinner while horitzontal lines can a lanky, skinny gal more plump....yup, my smart readers, i think you guessed what's gonna come up!
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TaDAAA!!!!!!

Ahahahhaahaahahhha........... What happens if a guy is a 'minus' on both length and breath? What to do?!!! Polka dots?!! Ahahaahhhhahahaha!!!!!!!!

Woohoo! Oh dear *wipe tears*. You know what? i feel bad about this. I know that most guys are looking at these thing-jimmies for the first time, much like me. you are probably, like, blushing and eyes slanting this way and that....haiya...i can't help the birth of this entry. Seriously, it's such a revelation, thanks for the inspiration, Yan. you really made my day, i haven't laugh this much since I saw Zoolander ....maybe i should buy these as wedding gifts for some of my Guy friends....


Gotta sleep or die trying, shoulders shaking or not,

Nites!
AKK



9 comments:

Blah! said...

Bwahahahaa...you're welcome AKK!:) There's nothing like a bunch of underdressed men to keep your creative juices flowing eh? And so...did you sleep well last night? Hehehee...

Rkp said...

What up. Are you into hip-hop?

RamblingLibrarian said...

Most entertaining post. Far from being offensive, it's educational to know what women think! Out of curiosity, I searched our public library catalogue using the keyword "underwear" and some titles as follows:
1) A fashionable history of underwear
2) 世界内衣年鉴. World lingerie yearbook
3) I'm a big kid : lift the flaps and see me grow

The 3rd item isn't anything racy (shame on you fellas!). It's actually a Children's book, whose back cover title says"I'm a big kid: Diapers to underwear".

Ang Ku Kueh said...

To Yan:

I had a stitch...my sniggering kept me awake...*groan* Thank goodness I stayed at home today, so i didn't manage to make any men blush by staring too hard at their tushies...

RKP:

Sorry, I generally listen to class 95, I'm OK with Hip-Hop, but too much of it makes my ears grow long...

Ramblinglibrarian:

Oh my Gosh! A librarian visiting my blog! Honoured honoured! I've always wanted to be a librarian, I checked up NLB for job vacancies, but they are mostly for computer and programming grads...sigh. too bad for me, although, if i really was one, I won't do my job well, on account of me reading my office hours away...

My favourite author is Terry Pratchett, my dream wedding gift is to be presented with all 27 (and counting) Discworld novels in paperback, illustrated by Paul Kidby. What's yours?

Ang Ku Kueh said...

To BUBBLEMUNCHE:

to dear eddy Neo, i do hope that you'll read this message as you are surfing the web. Your blogicide has been a shock to me, since I thought you had all along been against such a move. but nevertheless, it's always great to know that your Life no longer revolves around Cyberspace. Whatever you do, i wish you all the Best in your endeavors.

Just to say this: I took up blogging because of you, you are my first inspiration. For this, i thank you forever.

OTOH, be sure to drop in my blog and leave your prints, that way i know you are still around...

Will Miss you!
AKK :)

jettykey said...

This post is educational... and hilarious too. I like the guy in white and green the most.

Ivan Chew said...

What's my dream wedding gift? Hmmm... good question. Tough question. You've made me blog a post about it, here. :)

Oh, I mentioned you here as well.

wandie said...

/redirected from rambling librarian

I'd say Josh Kirby was the better (appropriate even?) illustrator for Pratchett's books but hey, any fan of Pratchett is good enough for me!

Ang Ku Kueh said...

Anna:

Hi hi! thanks for dropping in and reading! U like the pic? great! there's a link on the blog title, u can take a trip there and get educated further, ehehe....these are not the only funny pics...

Ivan:

Thanks for the mention, just tot it would be nice to get such a prezzie.

Wandie:

Ni hao! I think Josh Kirby is more appropriate, but since I have a Discworld Illustrated 'The last hero' by Paul, i'd like to make sure the novels match. In any case, Mr Kirby is deceased since 2001 and won't be illustrating any more TP books. Maybe should also get the set with his illustrations. Afetrall, he is the original creator of Discworld with TP. :)